Happy ass-eating season everyone!
Grace,Collection of simple girl eroticism images Vol .009 a 23-year-old working in advertising in Boston recently had an extremely awkward conversation with her mom when she accidentally texted her something very NSFW. Thankfully, things weren't as they immediately appeared.
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"Be careful when you leave in the morning," Grace's mom text her, "it's ass eating season!!!"
That's right -- ass eating season, everyone.
"I did a double take thinking that I had read it wrong and I knew right away that she clearly thought this meant something else," Grace wrote in a DM.
Curious, she asked her mother what she thought "ass eating season" meant. Her mother responded in the most wholesome way possible.
"There's frost in the deck! Slippery!!!! You'll fall and eat ass," she responded.
Grace explains that her mother thought "ass eating season" was sort of a synonym for "eating shit," a common phrase people use to say fall down.
Grace says she later called her mom to tell her that eating ass was "something sexual."
"I didn't say what, but that she shouldn't say it and definitely should not look it up," Grace said.
As for mom, Grace says that "She was laughing and said she had no idea," after she discovered that ass eating was, well, ass eating.
Grace tweeted a screenshot of the text, and has since racked up over 30,000 retweets. People on Twitter loved the innocent mix up.
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Be careful out there, people.
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