DISNEYLAND -- The Secret Confessions (2025) Wifey's BFF Episode 4883-year-long marriage between Mickey and Minnie Mouse seems to have broken, if photos from California's Disneyland are to be believed.
New photos, captured by Twitter's @florrchata, appear to show that Minnie is in the midst of a torrid affair with Mickey's best friend -- the large dumb dog known as Goofy.
SEE ALSO: Classic Disney characters if they were bitten by zombies and joined the undead hordeThis Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Who knows what Minnie sees in the dog with a strange voice, zero coordination and famous stupidity. Frankly, it makes us sick to think about them together.
God, we hope this doesn't break Mickey.
Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.
(Editor: {typename type="name"/})
![Creator job opportunities grew 7x in recent years [April 2025]](http://n.sinaimg.cn/translate/w899h505/20180310/aQ3P-fxpwyhw8102255.jpg)
Creator job opportunities grew 7x in recent years [April 2025]
16 best tweets of the week, including Thicken Nugget, male fridge, and Pentagon Subway
Apple might launch a cheaper 6.7
Gentle reader, invitations just went out for a secret 'Bridgerton' ball
Sunday's Fat Bear Week match pits two fat favorites against each other
Diseases from mosquitos and ticks have tripled in the U.S., CDC finds
A doctor in Denver, Colorado recently called tick biologist Nathan Nieto to say that he found a lone
...[Details]
Carey Bennett, costume designer for 'The Office,' shares stories from set
A show is nothing without its crew, and The Officehad one hell of a crew.As we know from our intervi
...[Details]
35 LGBTQ people present 'a guidebook for the next 10 years of activism'
Visibility isn't the same as acceptance or equality. That's what writer Amelia Abraham learned when
...[Details]
Elon Musk says Starlink now has more than 1,500 satellites in orbit
Elon Musk said his satellite internet venture Starlink now has more than 1,500 active satellites in
...[Details]
Best vacuum mop combo deal: Save $140 on the Tineco Floor One S5
SAVE $140:The Tineco Floor One S5 smart wet dry vacuum is on sale at Amazon for $309.99, down from t
...[Details]
Supreme Court hands a win to trans students by skipping Gavin Grimm's case
Seven years after a trans student in Virginia was prevented from using the school bathroom that refl
...[Details]
U.S. report on UFOs not saying it's aliens, but not saying it's not aliens
The truth remains out there.The Office of the Director of National Intelligence dropped the long-awa
...[Details]
Suni Lee outscores gymnastics queen Simone Biles at U.S. Olympic team trials
The U.S. Olympic team trials for women's gymnastics took place this weekend in St. Louis, and spoile
...[Details]
Why Building a Gaming PC Right Now is a Bad Idea, Part 3: Bad Timing
In the first part of this series we looked at DDR4 memory, discussed pricing and availability, and s
...[Details]
This is why you should never bring your kids to a live Awards show
It's nice to have the support of your family when you're picking up a big award, right?Well, in some
...[Details]
接受PR>=1、BR>=1，流量相当，内容相关类链接。
