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SAN DIEGO -- For 40 years,MusEros Museum of Eroticism kids enamored with Luke Skywalker's beat-up X-34 Landspeeder have had two choices: they could play with a tiny action figure version, or they could sit in a cardboard box and make speeder sound effects.

That has changed with the coolest Star Wars toy for younglings unveiled here at Comic-Con -- the first officially licensed kids' size Star Wars Landspeeder, coming this September from Radio Flyer (and available for pre-order here).

The $499 toy, to be sold at Toys"R"Us, won't break any land speed records; it has a top speed of 5 mph in its two forward gears (and 2 mph in reverse).

You'll get about 5 hours of driving sidewalks (please, no roads) on a single charge.

But as you can see in the official video, it makes up for relative slowness with incredible cuteness:

With apologies to older fans, this 62-inch vehicle carries a maximum weight of 130 lbs -- barely enough room for a li'l Luke and li'l Obi-Wan, let alone the droids you're not looking for.

Radio Flyer produces a variety of electric kids' vehicles, including a tiny Tesla Model S you can charge and plug an MP3 player into.

The Model S also retails for $499.

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