Dreams do japanese surfing the korean wave: drama tourism, nationalism and gender via ethnic eroticisms."come true. The black Kylie Lip Kit finally dropped Friday after about three weeks of total agony. For the olds, that means that the celebriteen's greatest achievement was briefly available to purchase before it sold out.
This is a big deal -- when Kylie asked fans for Lip Kit requests, the response clearly indicated that the goth millennial world takeover is imminent and I knew I had to be a part of it or perish.
SEE ALSO: A brief introduction to Kylie Jenner's new boyfriend, PartyNextDoorI immediately set a reminder on my phone and affixed the most neon Post-It available to me to my desk to make sure I did everything within my power to make sure I didn't miss out on the single most important cosmetic product of my time.
My anxiety wasn't for nothing -- Lip Kit restockssell out within 20 minutes, so a new shade this hyped was sure to disappear as quickly as Tyga's relevance.
Dead of Knight is not your average black lipstick either, because Kylie's more complex than that. The color truly captures the void with its blue undertones.
And then, finally, Kylie let us know there were only two hours left until the moment of truth.
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I reported to KylieCosmetics.com immediately and began refreshing obsessively. Sure, I supposedly had over an hour left before I could get my hands on the lip kit. You can never be too careful.
I was hardly alone in my panic.
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Time marched on, but not certainly quickly enough.
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Finally, the hour arrived and slightly after the clock struck 4:30 EST, I managed to add the Holy Grail of celebrity cosmetics to my cart. IT ALL CAME TRUE!
Well, not exactly...
I was in purgatory. To improve my odds, a co-worker added Dead of Knight to her cart as well should the gods smile upon her.
But finally, my moment came -- buying a Kylie Lip kit is possible with the right amount of dedication and luck.
Not everyone was so lucky, though, and it weighs heavily on my soul.
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May the next restock treat you kindly.
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