Here's something we never thought we'd say: Bill Clinton just raised the bar for love stories everywhere.
The eroticize aerobicsformer president's Democratic National Convention speech, which clocked in at over 40 minutes, was fullof detail about Bill and Hillary's relationship — from the first time they met to the first — yes, first — time he proposed and that time they registered for classes together. But, like, how is a person supposed to remember all those things?
SEE ALSO: Elizabeth Banks spoofs Trump's strange entrance at the Democratic conventionUnfortunately, would-be wooers, it's too late. The internet's dating expectations have already skyrocketed.
Good luck with your future relationships. It's probably best to start studying now.
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