Didn't get invited the royal wedding?stop eroticizing the penis No worries. Hop on over to eBay and you could pay $2,700 for some commemorative shortbread instead.
That's right. Several attendees of the royal wedding -- or, more specifically, several of the 1,200 members of the public invited to watch the proceedings from outside the chapel -- have listed their complimentary canvas gift bags on eBay.
SEE ALSO: May we all be as extra as this woman watching the royal wedding in her wedding dressIn case you were considering placing a bid for one of these treasures, don't. Here are all the boring-ass things inside, according to the Daily Mail:
a wedding order of service
a map, like the kind that litter the ground at Six Flags
a welcome letter from Harry and Meghan
a bottle of water (branded)
a big chocolate coin
some shortbread
a coupon for 20% off in the castle gift shop.
Twenty percent off! You don't say.
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Here's one of the listings, which has about six days left to go and is currently resting at a chill, royal $2,762.27 USD. Looks like everything is included, though -- the seller managed not to eat their chocolate coin before they got home from Windsor.
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