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So you spent your weekend bingeing The Massage Parlor Prostitutes (2025)Defendersand no spoilers, but Danny Rand is still the worst. Meeting Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Luke Cage brings him down a few notches from his high horse of channeling chi, but only after his fellow heroes repeatedly roast him for being an idiot.

Snarky dialogue spoilers for The Defendersahead, but nothing more.

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Luke:“Who’re you?”

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Luke:“Just some skinny white kid.”

Luke:“What’s the deal with that fist?Danny: “I earned it.”Luke:“You what?”

Danny:“I’m the immortal Iron Fist.” (this isn’t a burn, but try to keep a straight face when he says it)

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Luke:"I'm not some billionaire white boy who takes justice into his own hands and slams a black kid into the wall because of his personal vendetta."

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Jessica: "Who's the Karate Kid?"

Danny: "Hi, I'm Danny."Jessica:"Jessica."Danny:"And you are...?"Matt:"I can't, I'm not doing this."

Matt: "Why are you here, Stick?"Stick:"Because this one, the immortal Iron Fist, living weapon and protector of the ancient city...is still a thundering dumbass."

Danny:“It’s chi.”Jessica:“It’s not.”

Sowande:“You’re the dumbest Iron Fist yet.”

The entire cold open of episode 6 is basically fan service for everyone who hates Danny:

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Claire:“Danny’s been preparing his whole life for this fight. He’s the Iron Fist.”Colleen:“And he will tell that to anyone who will listen.”

Jessica:“Let’s go, Ironclad.”Danny:“It’s Iron Fist.”Jessica: “I know.”

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